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Goodbye, Chairwoman.
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Goodbye.
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Goodbye. Take care on your way home.
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We will!
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Thank you!
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The chairwoman's lovely as ever today.
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She's so beautiful. I want to be her.
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My darling little students...
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The manager at my part-time job
asked me out yesterday.
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Nice.
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Not nice.
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She's 29, and a mother at that.
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She's got a dozen years on me, man.
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That's too much.
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I liked the job, too.
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But now it's all awkward.
I'm gonna have to quit.
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Hahari-sama.
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Shall I have them buried?
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They're our students, you know?
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The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really,
REALLY Love You
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A majestic flip caused by
Yaku-sama's menko card.
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Sh-She's good!
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This takes me back.
I played this game often in the past.
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Figures. Her generation lived it.
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"A living legend."
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Kusuri's grammy's awesome, aye.
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My turn now.
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Call me Quick Draw McGraw!
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This Super American Dragon
will breathe fire!
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But when it comes to elegance,
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my Beauty Queen won't be outdone!
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Let the cards hit the floor!
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I've always held back so
I wouldn't make my siblings cry,
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but behold the true might
of my Knight of Knights!
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What is going on?
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Th-The orthodox progression,
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I think it's called.
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Be-yoo-tee, indeed!
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Booyah!
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This is my ultimate be-yoo-tee, indeed!
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Knightly Knight!
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I wanna prop up their bouncing
boobs as they throw their cards.
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Gulp.
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Watch me as I rise against!
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Impossible!
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Mm
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But of course Beauty Queen
would even flip over majestically!
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Naddy-sama wins this bout.
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Whoa! Naddy-sensei's strong as heck, too!
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I had it drilled into me like an oil rig.
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Naddy-sensei.
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Try smacking me hard with one, too.
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Menma...
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We should go get ramen again.
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Rise up!
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Ouchy!
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Heya!
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Fire away!
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Hahari-san.
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Eat this!
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Do you have any plans
for the rest of the day?
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Huh? No, I don't.
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Really? Perfect!
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Chairwoman's Office
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What?!
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Y-You want to go on an after-school
date with me dressed like this?
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You said before that you wanted to
go back to being a high schooler.
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I thought this would be
a good way to do it.
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But I figured you'd feel embarrassed
with the others around,
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so I was hoping for a chance
for us to be alone.
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It's only if you want to, of course,
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and if you don't wanna do this alone...
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I got an outfit for myself too!
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Gah! Cute!
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hngh!♥
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I think I'll save that one
for another time.
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I don't know about this.
People will see right through me.
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You'll be fine, Hahari-senpai.
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"Senpai"?
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See? They're looking at me.
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Did you see that Ohana High girl?
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She was really pretty. A third-year?
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Futsunomiya BF University Rear Gate
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We're here.
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This is it, Hahari-senpai.
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Wait...
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Teddy Baby?
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This was your favorite show
as a child, right?
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I heard they opened this museum
recently and thought we had to come.
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Let's go!
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Let's hurry up and go!
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Hahari-san's all excited...
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Cute!
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hngh!!♥
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I had this teddy bear!
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Our company was a sponsor
for the original airing,
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and Mother received it as a gift.
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I took care of her
and never left her side.
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And she was so cute,
I was always giving her kisses.
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Aww, that's adorable.
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And French kisses every night before bed.
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Not again! Stop that, Hahari!
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Aww, that's adorable.
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Look, Rentaro-chan!
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That one's a limited-edition ten-piece
made for the 10th anniversary.
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Hahari-san's having so much fun!
I'm so glad I'm alive!
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Oh, Hahari-senpai, let's give that a shot.
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It's a dream come true.
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Trivia Challenge
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The prize for getting all ten questions
right is a premium-size Teddy Baby?
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I-I want it!
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It seems they allow teams of two.
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Let's do this together.
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Yes.
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Welcome to the quiz corner!
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Bwah!
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Okay, first question:
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In Episode 134,
"My Mother's Birthday," the pwesent...
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I think it was a hand mirror?
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...had how many polka dots
in total on the gift wrap?
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How is anyone supposed to know?!
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These questions may be twicky,
but don't give up.
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You can watch the show
over and over and twy again.
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By the way, the Bwu-way box
is on sale at the gift shop.
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I never wanted to see Teddy Baby stoop
to predatory business practices!
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Er... 64 in total?
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Huh? C-Cowwect.
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How did you know?!
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Well, I wanted to get you
that Premium Teddy Babby,
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so I streamed the show
over and over to study up.
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hngh ♥
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Hngh!
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Curse you, stweaming services.
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The seat 25th from the window
and 37th from the back!
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C-Cowwect!
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Ugh... how about this?
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Maternal grandma's brother's second-
youngest daughter's friend's step-brother!
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Cowwect!
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An older mother!
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Cowwect!
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Separation!
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Honey!
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Papa!
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I'm going
home
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Cowwect!
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Dice!
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Cowwect!
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Tree!
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Tree
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Cowwect!
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Ugh... H-Here's the tenth question.
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Since Episode 43, "Good Kids Eat Carrots,"
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Teddy Babby's mouth stayed closed.
What was the weal weason for that?
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Because she sewed her mouth shut
to avoid eating her hated carrots.
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Wait.
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It suddenly got too easy to finish up.
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This might be a trick question.
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Right. It does ask for the "real reason."
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Oh, all the Teddy Baby toys
sold after Episode 43
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were made with their mouths
closed like in the show.
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When my mother took away my dirty old one
and gave me one with the new design,
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I remember being truly disappointed
with the closed mouth.
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That's it. The reason for that
change is the real answer.
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But how could anyone know
what happened behind the scenes?
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Behind the scenes...?
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A sponsor's CEO complained her daughter
kept French kissing the Teddy Baby?
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Wha...
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How did you know... Cowwect.
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Yay!
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It's time to go, Hahari-senpai.
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I don't want to.
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Huh?
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Once this is over,
I'll go back to "Hahari-san."
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I'll have to wake up from this dream.
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If only...
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If only I was born closer to your age.
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I'm happy that you were born
long before me, though.
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I'm sure you would've been
lovely as a high schooler too,
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but I doubt she'd be
any match for who you are now.
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If we could change things and you
chose to be born closer to my age,
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I would choose to be born that much later.
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Why? Because I want to be with
who you are now every time.
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Rentaro-chan...
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I was such a fool.
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Hahari-senpai.
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Check this one out.
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Hey, wow!
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This one winks!
I should get it for Hakari!
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I-I'm sorry. You wanted me
to be a high schooler today.
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I shouldn't be talking
about gifts for my daughter.
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I guess it's just who I am.
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It's fine.
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It's impossible for me to forget that
you're a wonderful mother, too.
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I can't exactly see you
as a high schooler.
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We're the same in that regard.
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He's the cutest boy in the world.
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H... Hahari-san?
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Shizuka.
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What?
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Your phone...
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broke?
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It'll take a while to repair.
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If you want a new slab, I can
introduce you to a talented blacksmith.
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What sort of grand adventure are you
trying to send Shizuka-senpai off on?
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But this is freedom
of speech on hard mode.
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You can act out what you want to say?
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'Kay, what didja watch on TV last night?
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A bird?
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A penguin?
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Got it! Pentaro!
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Lethal dose of cute!
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Watched Ghibli too, aye?
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Shizuka'd Away?!
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Yoshimoto Shizuka.
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Today...
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we are to do homework
at my place and then hang out,
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but we can reschedule it
if it's inconvenient for you.
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I see. Very well.
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This is my room.
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Correct.
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That's a photo of Aijo Rentaro
and me on our first date.
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My friend...
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Yoshimoto Shizuka is in my room.
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It's a strange feeling.
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Right. First calculate the value of X,
and then use the formula.
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cute
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adorable
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pettable
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Librarian
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Circlet Love Story
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"You do not deserve to cross swords
with me as you are now."
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What is the protagonist
feeling in this scene?
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I see.
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Thank you.
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So he's feeling "endless cuteness."
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But why? This is his sworn enemy.
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Human emotions are truly complex.
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Fundamental Chemistry
Conversational English
Competitive Math
Social Studies
High School Geography
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Too inefficient.
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I can't... stand it.
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Yoshimoto Shizuka.
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Come with me...
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and let's take a bath.
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You may use my phone to communicate.
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I've turned the text-to-speech
on, so just type.
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Why. Are. We. In. The. Bath?
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Human beings feel liberated
when in a state of undress.
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They find it easier
to reveal their thoughts.
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It's what they call "laying it all bare."
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Yoshimoto Shizuka.
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Are you hiding something?
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That's the feeling I get,
although I cannot explain it in words.
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You're a millimeter—no, a nanometer
different from your usual self.
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I suspect Aijo Rentaro
has also noticed this.
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He chose to respect
your decision to hide it,
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but to my eyes, you seem
to be in pain right now.
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If it is at all possible,
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I want to help you.
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The. Truth. Is.
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Shizuka.
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Hand me your phone.
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The neighbors told me.
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It seems you've moved on from books
and started using your phone to talk.
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Here I had hoped you'd start talking
if you found people to call,
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but all you do is read, anyway.
It was a mistake to give you that thing.
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I'll go cancel the contract right away,
so give me your phone.
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T-T-To help m-me talk to people,
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R-R-R-Rentaro-kun t-typed
so many books o-on that phone...
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H-How could I e-ever
tell him about this...
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It's okay. I understand.
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But we should talk to
Aijo Rentaro about this.
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It would be the most efficient way
to ease your worries,
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and I suspect the only way to do it.
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I know that you might
find that terrifying,
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but is it not enough
that I'm here with you?
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Hello?
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Hello, Aijo Rentaro?
Could you come to my place now?
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I'd rush there even if I were
in the middle of surgery.
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Do not come if you're being operated on.
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I see.
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Thank you for telling me, Shizuka-chan.
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May I go see your mother?
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I promise to you that nothing
will happen that could hurt you.
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What will you do, Nano?
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Approaching her as a group
would make her defensive,
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and I am not adept in social norms
and verbal communication.
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You will be better off without me.
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Okay.
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Well, see you in a bit.
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Please help her, Aijo Rentaro.
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Th-Th-Th... Thank you!
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I wish you the best, Yoshimoto Shizuka.
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Shizuka?
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Who is this with you?
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No krrrack...!!
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No krrrack!
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Oh, man. I was afraid we had
our second mom soulmate.
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Actually, you know, that might've
made this easier, right?
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What're you gonna do, Rentaro?
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Can you help Shizuka out of this mess?!